Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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