Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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