Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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