I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The adults are the big ones right?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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