the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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