I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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