i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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