Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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