1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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