Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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