you would pick up someone in the library
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
