Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Houston, we have a squirter
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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