on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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