She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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