that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Everything about him screamed your future.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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