People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
