I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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