Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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