The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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