I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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