my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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