We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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