so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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