the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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