He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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