I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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