Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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