Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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