Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
