but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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