Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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