she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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