oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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