You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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