in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think people are normalizing furries
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
