that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
