I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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