Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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