So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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