Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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