erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Your cock deserves a montage
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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