So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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