Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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