school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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