C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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