i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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