The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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