guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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