No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This girl is more easily done than said...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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