I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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