you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
